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25 Things To Do At A Tennis Match(sub-page of THINGS TO DO)

1. When someone makes a point yell “Goooooal!”
2. Pull out a 2 foot long sub sandwich and start eating it, offer it to others.
3. Pull out a golf club and start eating it, offer it to others.
4. When umpire asks for silence, yell “Don’t tell me what to do!”
5. When serve is about to be made and all is quiet, yell “Moooo!”
6. Spark a conversation with the umpire while game is in play.
7. Constantly argue with umpire. Say a ball was out when it was clearly in, vice versa.
8. Bring your own racket, ask when it’s your turn to play.
9. Laugh loudly and yell “Someone colored the ball yellow!”
10. Grunt loudly every time a player grunts.
11. When deuce is called, ask “What did you just call me?”
12. Tell everyone around you that you’re just here for the food.
13. Constantly whisper in the ear of the person sitting next to you. Notify them of every celebrity look-a-like you see.
14. Fall asleep halfway through the game. Awake and yell “How did I get here?” , “Who are you?” , “Where am I?!?”
15. Scream every time the umpire makes a call, tell him to chillax.
16. Regularly talk to yourself. Argue with yourself about whether a ball was in or out.
17. Tell everyone to save your spot because you have to go to the bathroom. Walk halfway down the bleachers, stop, turn around, and sit back down.
18. Introduce yourself to the person sitting next to you, tell them you are an excessive tennis fan and have been to many games. Introduce yourself again 2 minutes later and say this is your first tennis match.
19. In a conversation with the person sitting next to you, predict which player will be killed first.
20. Bring a strange animal (exe: monkey, lizard, snake), say you’re the halftime show.
21. Bring a plastic sword, swing it violently in the air.
22. Have a player sign your racket. When they touch the marker to the racket, tell them you will sue them for vandalism.
23. Bring a camera, record everything up until 3rd set. Leave saying “That’s all the evidence I need.”
24. Reminisce about how you’re planning on killing the umpire. Speak loud enough so that the umpire can hear you.
25. Reserve the seat next to you for your imaginary friend. Tell everyone that he has a terminal illness.